Several weeks ago Miss Kristy, our librarian, announced before Story Hour that the Cat in the Hat was coming to OUR library. While Bastien isn’t typically a big fan of announcements, this particular one instantly sparked his interest. He visually swept the room and every entrance to it while exclaiming: “Hat Cat Coming! Hat Cat [...]

Every week at the library, Bastien gets a new sticker to place on his name tag. Usually they are rather small. But this week, it was a big, cheerful smiley face. Instantly coveted, I tell you.
Somewhere on the way out of the library it fell off of Bastien’s name tag. And all the way home [...]

Or garbage disposal, perhaps?

Who’s got a better caption? C’mon, you know you want to comment!

You can just zip it. I saw a little boy at the library last week with every last one of his nails painted. PINK.

So, Jim recently ran some search engine tests on our little site here, to see what search words are bringing ya’ll in.
High up on the list is:
“Camo tub.”
Also, anything to do with “metopic synostosis”, “trigoncephaly”, or “cranial vault reconstruction,” naturally.
And then, there’s:
“Babies getting eaten.”
…
What is wrong with you people?