Greatest Hockey Hits, Vol. 1

And so it has begun. Bastien’s illustrious career as an esteemed hockey player. Currently his biggest impression of hockey is that there is fighting. I am beginning to worry that it is his only impression. In fact, he lives to play hockey fifteen times a day, only so he can pretend to have massive brawls on the kitchen floor (more evidence of this to come). So even though it appears in this video that THE GIANT BOY SKATING NEXT TO HIM SHOULD BE PICKING ON SOMEONE HIS OWN SIZE, make no mistake: a hockey legend cannot begin without his first hit. And as far as Bastien’s concerned, the sooner, the better.