Friday Funnies

A tribute to Moxie, in honor of her (belated) 6th birthday!

Dear Moxie,
You have put us through a lot of crap this year. Frankly, Jim is tired of breaking up your late night cavorting. Your shenanigans are mildly worse than when you used to hide underneath our bed every single night FOR TWO YEARS. Forcing us to store stacks of paper in our nightstands for making crumpled up paper balls to throw out of the room so you would follow. And then you would slide the crumpled up paper balls back under the door. And then Mazzy would get up and eat the crumpled up paper balls. And then we would all finally be able to go to bed. Yes, worse than that.

So please stop pouting because we forgot about your birthday. In case you haven’t noticed, YOU’RE A CAT.