The Furminator. Woman’s Best Friend!
Finally, finally I am able to mildly enjoy my pets. We got the Furminator and I am all “where have you been all my life?”
Let me just show you a couple piles of hair it snagged off of my dog and cat’s back in about 2-minute’s time.


You may be thinking how incredibly nasty that is, but just imagine how much nastier it would be ALL OVER MY LOVELY FLOORS. And the couch! Don’t forget the couch! Which is where it always was until the moment this handy little device walked through my door.
Sure, the dog still sneaks up on the couch when we’re away–but it is IMPOSSIBLE to tell. Either that, or this thing is also an amazing training device that re-wires your dog’s brain to avoid the couch at all cost. Doubt it.
And the best part is, they (dog and cat) LOVE it too! Furminator maker, I hope you become the richest person on the planet.
