Someone

Someone in this house is too big for his britches. I’m not naming any names, but someone is too big for a bib, too big for baby food and way too big to let Mommy or Daddy feed him. So now, he eats in his undies and he feeds himself. So far, he is proficient at bananas, cereal pieces, apple wedges, mandarin slices, 9-grain toast, black beans, cannellini beans, peas & carrots, green beans, potatoes and crackers of all sorts. Oh yeah, and pineapple–but mostly this is slurped directly from the tray.